1. in evidence #1, you can see the cat practicing satanic rituals using a triangular hex sign.  this is further evidence a cat will harm you with its magical powers

    (via gotakittycatonmyshoulder)

     

  2. it might look cute and innocent now, but it STOLE THAT MILK FROM A HUMAN BABY!!  ALL CATS ARE BAD!

    (Source: pinokkio696, via gotakittycatonmyshoulder)

     

  3. this cat is trying to suck its host’s soul out through the feet

    do not let cats near you they are evil ugly critters

    call the police if you see a cat in your neighborhood!!

    (Source: whitechevrolet, via gotakittycatonmyshoulder)

     


  4. When your cat blog has more followers than your real blog. Awkward.

    hahahahha we’re united in a hatred of purring and softness

    (Source: blomning, via gotakittycatonmyshoulder)

     

  5. lizardking90:

    Goliath beetles can grow to over 4 inches, and are from the forests in Africa. The easiest way to identify the gender of the beetle is to look at their heads. Males have Y-shaped horns used for fighting when they compete for mates, while females lack a horn, and have a head shaped like a wedge for digging holes to lay eggs.

    ifuckinglovescience

    this is one pathetic cat

     


  6. tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

    THE DEATH OF FELINES